Sunday, June 21, 2015

Animal Jam Scoop: AJHS

Welcome to AJHS school news: the latest and greatest about love, drama, advice, and school events! Today we focus on Miss Tinypaw and Mythical Muddyclaw. Miss is a female beta wolf with brown and black. Mythical is an alpha male with black and white. Miss wears very thick glasses with a pencil and ta[e on them: not the beta kind. She was found with Mythical, which leads me to believe that she and Mythical were dating. So my friends and I went incognito to discover what this love scandal really was. When I saw him brushing her fur it was then where I made the conclusion. A little more discovery and she actually confessed her feelings to him! If thats not romance, what is? Thier usernames were sammymar and fluffyflora. I read several blogs, with things saying that sammymar i a scammer, so who knows? This scammer bad-boy and a nerdy beta-chick combo leaves me to believe that not only he is playing her, which I don't blame him for, but he might be in it for the betas! She is known to have a few den betas. Either way: this couple isn't going down easily.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

The scoop on glitched yeti faces

ERMAHGERSH JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE GLITCHED DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE WORTH A FOUNDER OF BLACK LONG!!!!! THEY ARE NOT BETA! JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE GLITCHED, DOESN'T MEAN BETA. Of course, most jammers have this hard=wired into thier brain.
var glitched = beta (Computer coder's variable talk) and, also if they trade betas for one
var beta ++ ( More coder's talk) Anyway, if you really wanna go into full detail, let's talk about those glitched ornament earrings. The teal-ish one is beglitched, but the more forest-green is not. Even still, var glitched = beta IS NOT the case (ermahgersh, so much coding talk. Just put braces and some thickset glasses on me, and call me a nerd) Anyway,( blah, I'm getting off topic) there's ANOTHER glitched christmas item, but most don't even who how the heck it's different. It's those horns with the snow on them (Soz, I don't know what it's called) and one of them is a pinch tawnier that the other. Once again, var glitched = beta isn't the case. (Most of you guys don't even know what var is, so I'm gonna stop with the var and ++ talk) 
from your author, cokacola395.

Friday, January 2, 2015

Greely's story Chapter one

This is Greely's story, told by Flora Jellywolf's point of view.




I stared into the forest. Should I dare go in there I asked myself. The long , dark shadows surrounded my little cottage. As I padded into the forest, I felt a pang or regret. There’s no turning back I told myself. Yet as my paws padded along the piney forest floor, I realized, is this the life destined for me? I finally reached him. The tall, slender alpha male I barely knew, wanted me to come into his pack’s territory for some unknown reason. Alas, he was the only one I thought I could trust to tell my secret to. I reached for the top of my furry, black head and pulled off the hat. He shrieked. That was it. My secret was revealed. He knows. I immediately regretted that decision.   But, instead of running off, he said “I know how you feel” and showed me his front leg. There, attached to his leg was a silver paw, made of some type of metal. I gasped. So I wasn’t the only one with a secret. Then, the thing he did next surprised me even more. He took off his glove and showed me a stump. However, the thing that horrified me the most was the tall shadow that lay behind him. We were not alone.
“What are you doing with that, that, that filthy rogue???? You are never to invite anyone other than our pack to the territory!!!!! We worked hard to keep our place as the feared pack of Sepira Forest, and we cannot have any room for wolves who are untrustworthy and un loyal”. The wolf’s voice boomed though our ears. I felt very relieved when he didn’t see my antlers. I was never to see my lover again. The only person who knew.

As I ran back to my cottage, I realized that things were going to get a lot worse.  I kept having dream after dream of him. His sense of humor. His kind, gentile gaze. His metal paw. As I awoke, I became more determined to go back and see him, never to depart, but until then, I had to go do my chores. My fur was matted and started emitting a stench. I needed a bath.  I trotted over to the little pond that lied behind my cottage. It was bright and clear. I plunged right in. The cool water filled my fur with relief. When I was finished, I put my hat back on. After, I ran straight into the woods. The alpha male was at the other side. I was surprised he was here. “I have been waiting for you” he said. “I never got your name”. “Flora” I said. He answered back “General”.  General….. The name fluttered throughout my mind, but was interrupted by his  muzzle brushing against my head. “I won’t tell them if you won’t” General said. I brushed my muzzle against his head. If only Infinity could see me now, talking to some strange wolf.  I took a step back, doing a double take for any other wolves. Nope. I just wanted to  stay here forever. “We can’t go on like this” I told General. “ I love you too much”. He only answered with a head shake “I know”. “I know”. Just then, we saw a rabbit hopping by. I was never  really good at catching prey, so I mostly just ate herbs and veggies from my garden. But he pounced on it and in no time flat, I had a delicious rabbit in my paws. I then received a huge shock. He licked my nose. My first kiss. Then, we saw  black clouds. No, they were not clouds. They were phantoms. I was not going to leave him again. We both fought the phantoms, but I was too late. I saw the phantoms carrying him away. He was gone. I would never see him again. I heard his screams of protest against the phantoms, but then he became weak. He was given sleeping pills.

Animal Jam Players

Ok, let's just set one thing straight : Aj is NOT a dating website!!!! Many jammers put on rings from epic wonders, adopt pups from the pillow room, and go on dates. Blech! I mean, I have a hhusband on aj, sammymar, but I don't go around, going goo goo over him, adopting pups, and doing heart emoticons eveywhere I go!!!!! Also, people try to dress like Julian2. I mean, the outfit is cool, but now, It's just plain annoying. Everyone puts on black sunglasses, black worn and spikes these days and runs around, acting "cool", but seriously, just because you look like his doesn't mean you are him.

Rare collars

Rare spike collars are able to be recieved in the eagle adventure. The green is the least rare. The black is the rarest. The rarest type of spike is the long black. Short spikes are very beta, but not as much as the longs. The black short is worth about a yellow long.

Account Giveaway

Ok, I am giving away my chococarmelwolf account. It is free. You just have to jam a gram me a message saying "Jellyfish are cool" on the octopus jam a gram background. Then, comment your reson, and I will pick one lucky animal jammer. So, comment and jam a gram.

Monday, December 29, 2014

Fox Hats

Fox hats are worth about a few oldish rare item mondays, of a worn or rare bow.